An Equation For the Probablity that You'll Get that Seat

The Pushy Cunt with a Semi-open Seat due to a Space Hog example:

X/a=Y^bc

Where as:
'X' refers to the 'space hog'

'a' refers to the state that you find 'X' in. 'State' refers to level of homelessness of 'X' it is a numerical value on a 1-10 scale. Where as, 1 would refer to a person with a supposed 'home' sleeping in a space-compromising position and 10 would be a car-clearing (due to smell or other elements of personal care/disposition) position.

'Y' refers to the pushy cunt who wants the seat more than you do, and lets you know it

'b' refers to the number of children 'Y' has. The lowest value 'b' can stand for is 1. As such, 0 children=1 child, 1 child= 2 children and so on. This representative value is due to the general understanding that pushy cunts always behave as if they possess the understood rights that a person with 1 child has. As such when a pushy cunt actually possesses 1 child, they, in their personal state (which is not to be understood as 'how everyone else understands it') believe themselves to have the understood rights of a person with 2 children and so on and so on.

'c' refers to the ethnicity of the pushy cunt. 'c' is an arbitrary number given as the worker of the problem sees fit. The value of 'c' is determined by whomever you feel the much ire towards in your current state. *

The end result of the equation should result in equal sums on both sides, so as to show that the less "homeless" 'Y' appears the more pushy the cunt. To further the example please also see the following equations: 'The relative Ire of a Pushy Cunt as due to lack of a Seat' and also 'Relative Speed in which a Car Clears in the Event of a Homeless Entrant'


*Before you start complaining that this is not a PC equation, you must first try the equation to appreciate the release it gives to use the equation, Try it You'll like it!

receptionist

you have blamed me now

for your inefficiency

you will pay for this

R train

tuesday morning rush

no sign of the train at all

sardines in a can

receptionist

why do you lecture

when no one wants to hear you

i'll kick your mouth in

vapid girlfriends

you have no substance

shopping and food all the time

tell me something new

receptionist

why must you hover?

your two cents are not needed.

keep all of your change.

receptionist

you are not as fast

as the girl who has a bike

you are null and void